Sunday, January 06, 2008
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heh. okay, so maybe ima gonna update this blog like everyday... but whatever. hmm... okay so i can SHADE my pics like a effing pro now XD o0o0oh how i LOVE roleplaying as hidan (x maybe i shld be hidan.... then who will be deidara =O unless i roleplay two ppl... gah. maybe. so yes, im writing a KakuHidan fic. its a roleplay between me and tobi. danna, dun worry, will let u see... sometime XD hm. kay. i'll start posting stories here, though i doubt anyone would read... nevermind.....
this is a SasoDei fic. (no roleplaying involved here)
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"D-Danna?" Saruki muttered as he sat up on the bed, "What happened?" The only thing he could remember was being poisoned by danna and fainted... Otosan was saying something about becoming a puppet and-
Wait. A PUPPET!? Gosh. "I'm...a puppet?" he stared at his hands and legs. "…Cool." Now he was just like danna! A puppet! How sweet! He jumped off the bed and wandered over to danna. "Where's dad?" he asked. Hm, the last time he saw otosan was before he passed out. Wonder where he went...
Sasori looked up when he was called. Ah, Saruki was awake. He turned around to face his son and smirked at the question. Ha. He couldn't remember what happened could he? Hm? Seemed like he did... "Yes." Was the only one worded answer to the next question. Of course he was a puppet now! He wanted Saruki to last forever, had he not? And he had even gotten the mouth on Saruki’s right hand to work like it was suppose to – and he was proud of that. The only problem was that mouth on Saruki's chest though. Kakuzu wasn't willing to sew it up... Oh well, he could always ask that 'banker' another day – when said banker wasn't so pissed off by a certain white-haired Jashinist.
Heh, Saruki thought that it was cool, didn't he? Now Sasori could prove the whole 'turning our son into a puppet is wrong' thing otherwise to Deidara. Hm? "He's downstairs I think..." Sasori stood up from his workstation and held Saruki's hand. "Let’s go find-"
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING DOING YOU JACKASS!? SHUT YOUR BLOODY MOUTH UP! SHUT IT! DARN I SAID STOP FUCKING DOING THAT! I'LL FREAKING SACRIFICE YOU TO JASHIN-SAMA, DAMN IT!"
...Hidan.
Sasori opened the door to see what the commotion was about, not really bothering if he was dragging Saruki around. "Hidan, stop shouting, you'll wake the whole organization up..." Sasori sighed.
Hidan heard what Sasori said, but he didn't bother to turn back. Instead, he shouted louder, "YOU FUCKING IDIOT! SHUT IT I SAID, SHUT IT!!!" He wasn't going to let Deidara tell Kakuzu about that incident – never ever! Heck, he didn't care if he woke the whole fucking organization up, it didn't matter at that moment – he had worse things to deal with!
Hah, looks like Hidan is freaking out now. Perfect! Deidara continued to shuffle his way past the Jashinst and opened the door of Hidan and Kakuzu's room. "Hey, 'Kuzu-san! Guess what? Hidan-teme here-"
"NO NO NO! 'KUZU DON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING HE SAYS! HE IS A DAMN BLOODY LIAR!"
"Oto...san?" Saruki walked towards his dad, tugging his sleeve, "What had you done to...uh...to..." Saruki seriously didn't know what that white-haired foul-mouthed man was called. He tilted his head ever-so-slightly, pointing at the Jashinist, "Otosan, what's his name?"
"Damn it! I'M HIDAN, SAY IT! HI-DAN! HOW CAN YOU FUCKING NOT KNOW MY NAME?!"
"...Hai...duh...?"
"WHAT THE FUCK?! NO! HIDAN, H-I-D-A-N!"
Deidara laughed at this – he could not hold back his laughter any longer! This was so amusing!
"WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?!"
"Yeah, Hai-duh, stop shouting so loudly – you could wake the whole organization up!" Deidara giggled. 'Hai-duh' Oh god. 'Hai-duh' Hah!
Sasori merely smirked. Hidan could be such an idiot sometimes... Oh right. If he had guessed what he thought Deidara was going to tell Kakuzu right... Ah, why not? – since that Jashinist was kind of busy right now...
"Kakuzu, Hai-duh wanted to tell you that he likes you." Sasori smirked as he walked into Kakuzu's room, talking in an emotionless tone.
"WHAT?!" Hidan and Kakuzu both yelled at the same time, staring at Sasori. Kakuzu almost spited out the soda that he was drinking right then! Hidan...liked him? Well, not like it wasn't obvious in the first place...but still. Why would Hidan like someone like him? This was certainly a first...
Oh, shit shit shit! Damn that puppeteer! He was so going to pull off said puppeteers' head later and get revenge. How dare that red-head tell 'Kuzu his secret?! Heck, how did the puppeteer even knew his secret?! Did Deidara tell him? Or...or...or what?! Was it so damn obvious that he liked 'Kuzu?!
"Hai-duh likes Kakuzu-senpai!" Saruki smiled, "So...who's uke?" He asked innocently. Really. He wanted to know who was uke.
Kakuzu spited out his soda at this. What the fuck? Who is uke?! Right, he was so going to make sewing up that kids' chest-mouth hurt like hell. Who the heck in their right mind would even teach a kid what uke meant- oh right, his parents..."Deidara and Sasori, would you mind not to FUCKING TEACH YOUR KID THIS KIND OF STUFF?!"
Deidara burst out laughing. "Hah... O-okay, okay. B-but I didn't teach h-him!" He said between gaps of air as he was laughing really hard – a little too hard, maybe. Aw, darn it. Now his stomach hurt...
"Heh, Saruki... Isn't it obvious who is uke?" Sasori asked in his normal I-don't-give-a-damn-but-humor-me-anyway tone, though this time, he was really cracking up.
"Really? Then it must be Hai-duh! Yay! Hai-duh is uke! Just like danna!" Saruki stated, jumping about. Oh how glad he was to finally find out who is uke! Hm, seemed like Hai-duh isn't too happy now, is he?
"WHAT THE FUCK?! I DON'T LIKE 'KUZU! REALLY! I FUCKING DON'T! AND I'M NOT UKE!" Hidan shouted as he ran down the hallway, blushing furiously. Oh damn that kid. He was so going to torture that stupid little kid and sacrifice him to Jashin-sama!
Sasori smirked, but frowned when Saruki said 'just like danna'. Darn it. Why were kids so smart nowadays? Hah, looks like Hidan is really pissed off. Oh what fun. Hm? Hidan was blushing? Hah! Silly Hidan...
Sasori then turned to face Kakuzu, who was now mouthing insults at the Jashinist. "Kakuzu, take it easy. He won't screw you so soon." He commented. Oh how he loved to scare the members of Akatsuki.
Kakuzu twitched. "Fuck off." He muttered, and then walked towards the door and slammed it shut, locking it.
"Danna, why are they always so mean?" Saruki asked.
"Because they love one another and hates the rest of the people." Sasori smiled – a creepy little smile – at his answer. Oh, he was so going to tell Leader-sama and hopefully the new couple would get Leader-sama off his and Deidara's backs for awhile.
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Yes, Saruki is the son of Dei and danna (: and a little of KakuHidan was implied here =D my fav couples... wahaha. Hidan is so kawaii, neh? XD thats y i like roleplaying him so much. ha! he's my fav kind of uke! XDDD
"Art is the beauty of that single fleeting moment of explosion, un." - Deidara
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