Wednesday, February 06, 2008
HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!
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okay, i know this is too early, but still,
HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR! and for the new year, you get my latest KakuHidan fic entittled - ImportantENJOY.
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"Hey 'Kuzu."
"..."
"Damn it, hey, 'Kuzu!"
"..."
"'KUZU WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?"
"Can't you just shut the hell up for once?"
"Hell no."
"..."
"'Kuzu! Stop fucking ignoring me like that, it's freaking pissing me off to hell."
The Akatsuki banker turned around to face his partner, expression unreadable. "Ok. What the hell do you want?"
"God damn it! Were you even fucking listening to me!? I asked you what the bloody fuck you were doing!" Hidan glared. He was getting pissed with his partner. He just didn't like it when Kakuzu ignored him like that, it's like as if he didn't exist at all!
"Counting," was the only answer he gotten.
"And what the fuck are you counting?"
"Money." Another one worded answer. Kakuzu just didn't like talking very much did he? And he was counting money? All the ignoring-Hidan-and-make-him-angry-as-hell was just about COUNTING MONEY?! Hidan turned around, not wanting to face his partner anymore. Kakuzu frowned – what had he done wrong now?
"... 'Kuzu..." Hidan sighed, "Is money more important that me?" he asked, still not turning to face his partner.
The question caught Kakuzu off guard. He didn't know what to say. Money or Hidan – which is more important? – That was the question. And the answer? "...No, of course not!"
"Stop lying Kakuzu. I know you hate me. To you...money is always more important than anything else...more important than me."
Kakuzu's eyes widened. "Hidan...you...didn't swear for once." – was all he said. Really. It surprised him. This was the one-in-a-million heck of a sentence that you'd ever hear coming out from Hidan's mouth. He then went over to Hidan and kissed him gently on the lips. "And no, you are more important to me."
Hidan blushed three shades of pink. "Kaku- What did you- Why did you- What- How- I- WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING!?"
Kakuzu smirked. "What? It was just a kiss."
"... 'Ku-"
Hidan was silenced as Kakuzu kissed him again. Overcoming the initial shock, Hidan closed his eyes giving in to the kiss. After awhile, Hidan broke it, desperate for air.
When he regained his composure he said, "Am I really that freaking important to you?"
"No. You are more important to me than life itself."
"...Why?"
"'why' what?"
"Why am I so damn important to you? Why do you-"
"Because," Kakuzu smirked, yanking off Hidan's shirt and pushing him on the bed, "I love you my dearest uke."
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YESH! =O that's it. no smut, just fluff (: and i know it sucks. i have writers block rite now so no nasty comments or anything... and what has this got to do with chinese new year you ask? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. XD
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And Jashin-sama said "let there be art!" and art was a bang.
Next Jashin-sama said "let there be Tobi!" and he was a good boy.
Then Jashin-sama said "let there be someone pure and innocent who will worship me for eternity!" but instead, he got Hidan.
- regie satans! ave satans! hail satan! - 8:47 PM