Monday, July 14, 2008 showbiz, anyone? :

Okay, for tonight's prime time TV programme, I will introduce to you guys into the world of showbiz.

Firstly, MOVIES. What movies are to die for, and what you can live without and what you absolutely should never ever touch.

MUST WATCH

The Dark Knight (rated 4 or 4.5 on LIME)
Hell Boy II - The Golden Army (opened with $35.9M. Top rated on Box Office as of 14/7/08)
Hancock
Journey to the Center of the Earth

Can live without...

WALL . E
Get Smart
Wanted
Kung Fu Panda

NEVER TOUCH THESE.

The stranger (rated 3 stars on LIME, I personally recommend you not to watch this.)
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (It was discriminated by many people.)
Sex and the City (It was discriminated by many people too.)

So now you know which movies you should catch and which ones you should never. We sincerly hope that you would enjoy your movie experience.

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Okay, and welcome back to prime time TV.

Now for the latest and hottest buzz in the music world.

A memoir by Madonna's brother says the singer really does love her husband, director Guy Ritchie, but, apparently, not as much as she loves her career and herself.

"I hope that it is Kabbalah's lesson that she is not the center of the universe," Christopher Ciccone writes in "Life With My Sister Madonna," scheduled to come out next Tuesday but purchased in advance by The Associated Press.

The 342-page book, published by Simon Spotlight Entertainment, arrives at a time when Madonna has been linked to the breakup of the marriage between New York Yankees star Alex Rodriguez and his wife, Cynthia Rodriguez, who filed for divorce Monday.

Madonna issued a statement Sunday saying that she has "nothing to do with the state of his marriage or what spiritual path he may choose to study," apparently referring to reports that the singer had introduced the ballplayer to Kabbalah, a form of Jewish mysticism.

According to her brother, she and Ritchie love each other, despite rumors that they are splitting up. He believes they are "passionately committed" to staying married, with the help of Kabbalah.

Christopher Ciccone, 47, worked often with his older sister, designing and directing her "Girlie Show" tour in 1993 and serving as artistic director of her 1991 documentary, "Madonna: Truth or Dare." But in his book, he says they are no longer close.

An e-mail message sent to Madonna's representative, Liz Rosenberg, seeking comment on the book was not immediately returned.

Ciccone's memoir includes everything from gossip about Madonna's sex life (she lost her virginity to a "guy named Russell") to anecdotes about such ex-lovers as Sean Penn and Warren Beatty, who allegedly cornered Ciccone at a party and quizzed him intensely on what it was like to be gay.

"Life With My Sister Madonna" was co-authored by celebrity biographer Wendy Leigh, who has written books on Liza Minnelli, Grace Kelly and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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In the latest infants-as-income news, a mountain of moola is expected to change hands for pics of the soon-to-arrive twins of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt and the four-day-old son of Matthew McConaughey and model Camila Alves. TMZ reports that bidding for the exclusive snaps of the double bundles of Jolie-Pitt joy to be creatively named later has reached an unprecedented $16 million, far exceeding the estimated $4 million the knee-deep-in-diapers duo reportedly received from People to pose with Shiloh shortly after her birth in May 2006

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Thats the end of tonight's show. Please stay tuned for more prime time TV programmes coming next week or so. =D

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LOL. OKAY. I WAS BORED. I ADMIT.

DAMN.

BUT THAT CURED MY BORDOM =D

okay. now for 1 minute for me to rant about my boring life.

Firstly, we were asked to write a fucking poem today in class. Lame, I know. But what do you expect from a fucking school like mine? Fucking losers. Poems fucking suck, big time. Anyway, after the fucking boring english lesson... okay, a fucking hour after that, was chinese. I mean, damn. I never fucking brought my fucking chinese textbook and needed to fucking stand for the whole fucking 2+ hours! FUCK. Literally. My legs fucking hurt. Okay so maybe not, but still... fucking 2+ hours. Damn. Then fucking school ended. We needed to fucking meet at dance studio for fucking measurements. Then while we were fucking waiting outside, I leant on the fucking bar (or fucking railing, whatever) and Tracy (fucking girl) was fucking leaning on it to. When I fucking slammed my fucking back onto the fucking bar (or fuck shit railing...) she was like 'walau dont slam la. so heavy.' then I purposely slammed a few more fucking times and she fucking walked away. Fucking 'quarreled' with her and her fucking friends for a while. (A very short fucking while) So I fucking damn buay song la. I mean, okay. I'll fucking say it now. Tracy, you fucking suck ass, badly. And I don't fucking care if you don't fucking like me or whatever fucking shit ass reason. You fucking suck. I don't even give a fucking shit if anyone in modern dance don't fucking like me. Because fucking you know what? If you don't fucking like me, I fucking hate you too. So who fucking cares? Fuckers.

LOL. Okay. I fucking speak like Hidan. He's my fucking sensei. What the fuck do you fucking expect?

-I appologise if any 5 year old kid were to read this and follow-
- regie satans! ave satans! hail satan! - 6:11 PM

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